Times up. I got
out of the car and first scanned for the jettisoned dog. It was nowhere in
sight, but damage has been done. I need to wash the tire.
I took my camera
and the keys, copies Pushpa made, and had no trouble maintaining silence when
opening the outside gate, and the door grill. Smooth as a cat, Shankaran, just
don’t get someone to step on your tail.
Familiar interior,
all looked like they were where they belong. There was a slight muffled noise
upstairs. Of course, no prize for guessing what’s happening.
Setting my camera
to automatic, I walked up the stair. Silent as a pussycat. Apt metaphor
Shankaran, pussycat. What’s new pussycat, wowowo….
The sound was
coming from master bedroom, the girl of course. Combination of asthmatic
wheezes, yelps, yowl and lots of screaming “yes”. I held the door know and
twisted it slowly. It’s not locked. I suddenly recalled an early scene in the
first James Bond film: Sean Connery would open the door to his apartment
quickly and go on his knees whipping out the Walther PPK.
I did the same,
only this time with the camera, no thrilling background score, and me going,
“snappity snap snap”.
The
man, in his birthday suit, stood, with a gaping mouth, was standing beside the
bed and took some time to absorb my presence. The girl rolled all over the bed
grabbing the bed sheet and wrapping it around her slim athletic body. It was a
body to remember when you are lonely.
The
man, then, coolly reached for a pillow and placed it in front of his most vital
biological instrument.
“What
the...” His voice staggered and he couldn’t continue anymore. He stared at me
with a pair of wide eyes and a knitted brow, with his mouth opening and
shutting like the door of a spoilt elevator. The girl crept around and stood
behind him.
I
rose slowly. I wish I could stay long with that pose but it was bad for my once-injured knee. I straightened myself, and with my left hand I produced my
business card which I had always kept in handy in case I need to pick my teeth.
I lowered the camera and flicked my card towards them.
“Oh,
don’t stop,” I said, “not on my account. I’ll be downstairs in the kitchen.”
With springs in my
step, I walked down the stairs and headed for the kitchen. I checked the
fridge, yes, Pushpa’s husband, George, had it well stocked. I reached for a can
of Carlsberg, cracked it open and took a large gulp. Job well done, Shankaran,
you deserve this.
In
five minutes, the man, clad in the white shirt and black slacks he was wearing
earlier, strolled into the kitchen smiling nervously.
“Beer?”
I asked. “No, I suppose you prefer Milo .” He
grimaced for a moment and shook his head briefly. He had a healthy looking
black hair, perfectly dyed, and a slightly crooked nose, which didn’t deter the
good look he had. His eyes were slightly droopy with light crowfeet, under a
pair of short thin eyebrows. He wore a neatly trimmed black beard and a thin
moustache. I could notice the sagging skin between his chin and the neck, and
that helped me to guess his age. Between fifty-eight and sixty-two.
“I....
Well, I suggest you start first, err...” He looked at my card which he was
holding and said, “Mr. Shankaran. You are a private investigator, huh? Who
hired you? I know it’s not George.”
“You know George,
then. He gave you the copy of the keys?” I took another gulp. The chill went
right down to my stomach and I almost heard some angelic choir.
“Yes.
Who hired you?”
“Who cares. Why
not the hotel, Mr...”
“Krishnan.” He sighed and
took out his own wallet. He handed his business card. Yes, civilised bunch of people we are, we exchange cards no
matter where, public lavatory included.
I
looked at it and couldn’t help smiling. He is a goddamn lawyer. “Her idea. She
didn’t want hotel. Somewhere more private.”
“Your home?” I walked towards the hall.
He followed.
“Sure, if my wife’s willing. I thought
you’re smart enough to know that.”
“That’s
the trouble,” I said, while walking out of the kitchen, to the hall, and taking
a seat on one of the couch. He followed. “Everybody thinks the same thing. The
truth is I am not smart. If I was smart,” I looked at him with a grin bigger
than the Joker’s, “I would have been a lawyer.”
“That’s not
funny.”
I
waved the comment aside with my palm. “Too many lawyer jokes. Stale. George was
kind enough to let you use the house. That’s nice of him. Does he use your
house when you are away for vacation? You know, the trading stuff.”
“No!”
His face flushed red. “He is a decent man.”
“O-oh!
You have just described yourself,” I took another swill. “I got the photo, and
I saw. It goes to my client.”
His
eyes narrowed when he said, “Is that Mrs. George? Pushpa?”
“Who’s
the chick?” I asked.
“The
girl is only twenty five. She works in my firm. She is my partner’s daughter.
One of the younger batch. You know what will happen if this thing comes out.”
He didn’t look embarrassed anymore. There was fear now.
“Just
doing my job, Mr. Krishnan.”
“Is
there anything I can do. I mean...”
“Yes,
change the venue next time.”
“No, dammit! Anything so that
you don’t have to tell what really happened.”
“You
want to bribe me? Go ahead. I already got paid good sum, enough for me. I too
have some moral code.”
“Yeah. Honesty, discipline, integrity,
and all those shit. Don’t give me that crap, you lousy private dick.”
I
sighed and finished the beer. “ All I am going to do is to report what I had
seen to my client. She…or he will decide what to do next. From then onwards, I
am out of the picture and forget about this whole thing. You get me?”
“How would I know that you
would not tell others?”
“Because I got better things
to do than go around and telling people about a cheap affair between a top
lawyer and his partner’s daughter. I’d
rather clean the septic tank than have fun bitching about your shit!”
He
looked relief, the same way as one, who just realised that he’s not in the danger
of being eaten by a crocodile, just saw an alligator nibbling his toe.